coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

mysticalladydragon:

geekygothgirl:

The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

It got better
  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
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    Couldn’t tell if I was sad or just extremely bored yesterday. This was the result picture.
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    me filling out a job application

    neptunain:

    previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

    references: kim kardashian

    dannyphanturnt:

    okcupid has a question that is “would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color/racial background” and at first i thought it was a stupid and unnecessary question but now i realize that it’s a great way for me to weed out racist ass bitches who answer yes

    j-groffy:

    treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

    j5h:

    euo:

    When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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    amporeon:

    basedmadoka:

    an erotic poem:

    leg so hot

    hot hot leg

    leg so hot u fry an eg

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    I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN